Heather Mills has confirmed that she’ll appear on “Dancing With The Stars.” (Glitterati)
Two male scientists claim to have fashioned the prototype for the perfect bra even though they have no boobies. (Autospeed)
Britney Spears is no longer Britney Spears after she bashes a car window with an umbrella. (Evil Beet)
Juliette Lewis unleashes her inner tribal rock star and emotes in manner of Jim Morrison. (Dirty Disher)
Finally, someone who loathes American Idol as much as we do and with more articulable reasons. (Pajiba) We can only shamelessly pull out last year’s protest graphic . . .

. . . and we now conclude our pictorial critique of western popular culture. Tune in tomorrow when Agent Bedhead will artistically fry an egg on Brad Pitt’s stomach.



















3 comments
I’m stealing that AI graphic for my live-hate-blogging! (Er…when I remember to do the live-hate-blogging, that is…)
No problem, Miss Beullah Mae!
Imagine Britney, just two or three years ago, boiling a bunny…
Pretty hot, in that psycho-chick kind of way.
Picture her doing anything now…
Well, you know. Blech.
As for Juliette Lewis, I blogged about her band a year or so ago and elicited one of my best comments ever. And, I agree: Although I really liked her band, she is no Chrissy Hynde.