Tom Cruise makes claims about his raging, soaring, refund-free sexual prowess. (CB)
Lindsay Lohan + Mischa Barton = Phoebe Price. (CS)
Vanessa Hudgens pretends to be embarrassed by all those nudie photos. Ha. Ha. Ha. (TB)
Todaze Haute Couture WTF: Headless in Barcelona. (KIsP)
Nicole Kidman is gonna be a man, baby! (SOMG)
Avril Lavigne and that husband guy are so over. (GB)
Kim Kardashian v. Ashlee Simpson: Fugoff! (AG)
Countdown To Ladies Of 69: Worth the wait? (Heeb)
Anne Heche is a giant assy, bitchy parent. (WIMB)
Mario Lopez in lingerie. Totally straight, right? (PB)
33 Twist & Doubt Movie Plot Twists/Surprise Endings: Spoiler free, bitches! (KB)
