Elizabeth Jagger almost makes you forget her parentage. (UMC)
Jodie Marsh’s boobs just exploded everywhere. (CS)
Keanu Reeves may be seeking the hyperbaric oxygen fountain of youth. (CB)
Arthropods: The new must-have accessory. (Ayyyy!)
Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx to co-ruin your television set. (IBBB)
Carmen Electra introduces us to the future ex-Mr. Electra. (WIMB)
Lily Allen: The most cunning linguist in London. (TB)
Jake Gyllenhaal can do it all - with passion. (POTP)
Mischa Barton topless is better than Neve Campbell topless. (SOMG)
FHM’s Sexiest Women: Leaked. Ew. (DR)
If cenobites could disco, they’d dance to this or that. (Flea)
Details on The Strangers, the only upcoming horror film worth anticipating! (PB)
Pete Wentz only buys socially conscious engagement rings. (GB)
Tom Cruise: Tidbits about his upcoming return to Oprah’s couch. (HO)
The Top 10 Sex Mistakes: Audience participation version. (KIsP)
10 Best Talk Show Fights Ever: God bless America. (LG)
