Mystery Ass: I’ve got no damn use for subtlety today. (HT)
Miley Cyrus considers herself, like, really “deep.” (CS)
Empress Zahara Jolie-Pitt will have her revenge. (CB)
Dax Shepard gets his naked mini-golf freak on. (SOMG)
This Avatar Tattoo will ensure a sexless future. (KIsP)
Alexander Skarsgard is a pretty hot vampire dude. (AG)
Brad Pitt had better watch out for Hulk Hogan. (LS)
La Lohan ain’t no milkaholic. Sues for $100,000,000. (POTP)
Amanda Seyfried does Cthulhu couture. (lolebrity)
Madonna & Timberlake did it for 4 minutes. (PB)
Bindi Irwin has some highly defensive fans. (IBBB)
Jew Jitsu replaced with Jewish Karate freshness. (Heeb)
Jennifer Aniston to launch Eau de Desperation. (GB)
