Eli Roth: Ditching horror? Don’t bet on it. (ER)
Benji Madden is over a barrel with Paris Hilton. (CS)
Sean “Puffy” Combs to start a chauffeur service for drunk starlets. (CB)
Australia Fashion Week: Wear clean undies. (Ayyyy!)
Dakota Fanning representin’ in da house. (IBBB)
Usher denies all pimp-daddy aspirations. (TB)
Jimmy Kimmel is gonna do Dave Letterman. (SOMG)
Amy Winehouse prefers her crack without the shaken or stirred nonsense. (PB)
Random Masturbation Joke: Hell, why not? (C&S)
Iron Man: The man behind the man behind the suit. (Pajiba)
Ronaldo’s footballer lifestyle thwarted by transvestite sex scandal. (GB)
Christina Aguilera is three-sheets to the west. (DR)
Tom Cruise gushes over Katie’s indispensible beard services. (HO)
Jessica Alba’s nipples give their own shoutout. (POTP)
Goodtimes Asians: A shoutout to all the hot Asian celebrities in Hollywood. (LG)
