Sean Connery: More impressive than a charcoal pencil. (TB)
Zahara Jolie-Pitt thinks she’s pregnant with a pig. (CB)
Shania Twain is gonna be single again. (CS)
“Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles”: Come with me if you want to boogie. (Ayyyy!)
Lisa Turtle got a porn-like acting gig. (IBBB)
Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust sounds nightmarish. (PB)
A preview of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s wedding. (SOMG)
Christina Aguilera isn’t shy about milk boobs. (DR)
Marc Anthony is prettier than Jennifer Lopez. (GB)
Daniel Day Lewis drinks Javier Bardem’s milkshake. (HO)
Indy Artifact or Pier 1 Imports: Can you tell the film props from the crap? (LG)
Foreign Correspondent: An espionage thriller, a light romance with slingshot banter, film noir atmosphere, & Hitchcock’s cinematic signature. (Pajiba)
5 Vacation Planning Tips According To Horror Films. (Cracked)
Ellen DeGeneres is marrying Portia de Rossi. (POTP)
