Mystery Ass: The “With Pigtails” edition. (UMC)
Paris Hilton is driving a penismobile. (CS)
Mickey Rourke & Bai Ling: It’s pretty disgusting. (CB)
Katie Holmes corners walking dead market. (Ayyyy!)
Like Attracts Like: Tyra Banks brings the crazy. (IBBB)
Jennifer Lopez & her huge ass are full of crap. (TB)
Brendan Fraser’s hair is driving me insane! (SOMG)
Lindsay Lohan is still faking the lesbian thing. (POTP)
Kate Hudson loves doing nude photo shoots. (GB)
Lily Allen talks about brother’s huge penis. (AG)
Fergie & the airbrush make sweet, sweet love. (PB)
The First Cameltoes Of 2009: Come on down. (CR)
Jenny McCarthy can just go & fuck herself. (WIMB)
Craziest Robert Downey Jr. Moments: The few, the proud, the naked driving. (SJ)
