Sugar Plum Visions: We need a new gimmick. (UMC)
Amy Winehouse is on her 738th life, methinks. (CS)
George Clooney’s 2am call to Hugh Jackman. (CB)
Sienna Miller’s Ex-Boyfriends in a smackdown. (Ayyyy!)
Jodie Sweetin’s cheating husband. How rude! (IBBB)
Rihanna: What the hell is she wearing, anyway? (DR)
Happy 200th Birthday, Katherine Heigl. Bitch. (WIMB)
Britney Spears needs to fucking grow up, already. (TB)
Daisy Lowe hates Gwen Stefani & is NSFW. (IDWYL)
Former Boy-Band Member on the toilet. (SOMG)
Suri Cruise & her cupcake make my uterus twinge. (PB)
Obama Barack likes big butts & he cannot lie. (POTP)
Lily Allen gets her happy ass strip searched. (GB)
Thank you, Matthew McConaughey, for going commando. (CR)
Academy Awards have officially lost their relevance. (AG)
Jennifer Aniston made a pinup calendar. Sorta. (Yeeeah!)
12 Upcoming Remakes of Sci-Fi Classics: Hollywood really does ruin everything that’s worth ruining. (LAT)
