Heidi Montag dragged a chair onto a sidewalk to show how authentically heartbroken she is. (IBBB)
Dina Lohan is such a wonderful mom. (CS)
Cruz Beckham is a breakdancin’ fool. (Celebitchy)
Jessica Simpson is worth an obligatory joke. (Ayyyy!)
Paris Hilton: Banned from the Oscars. (The Blemish)
Heather Mills is hitting the singles scene. (GB)
The Puppini Sisters: 1940s with a modern twist. (PB)
Celebrity Homes: Peek at JLo’s McMansion. (CR)
Matthew McConaughey is a DILF. (POTP)
Amy Winehouse’s tribute by makeup. (MS)
Scarlett Johansson = Frumpy, or “the most unflattering pants.” (WIMB)
What’s Avril Lavigne got up the duff? (DR)
Talk Like Frank Sinatra: Swing with the punks and ripe tomatoes. (AM)
