Malin Akerman is someone to watch, men. (UMC)
Russell Brand’s not-so tighty whites. (CS)
Angelina Jolie: Now, it’s all her fault. (CB)
Harriet Carter loves death & so can you. (IBBB)
John Mayer’s penis is breaking news. (POTP)
Borat II: Pig In The City is better than Hitler. (Pajiba)
Kiefer Sutherland before fame. Mmm, Kiefer. (SOMG)
Katy Perry has a farting problem. (GB)
Jennifer Aniston should pick better boyfriends. (PB)
Hate Nick Cannon Day: Sounds like fun. (CO)
Kanye West whacked with criminal charges. (AG)
Emmy Rossum: Eva Mendes’ slutty little sister? (Yeeeah!)
Rihanna & Chris take a break from beating the crap out of each other. (LAR)
7 Musicians Who Need A Hug: Yeah, Morrissey would so go for that. (RE)
