Who’s The Dorky 15-Year Old? Take a guess. (WWTDD)
Photoshop Disaster: Ralph Lauren’s corpse model. (CS)
John Mayer: The douche is strong in this one. (CB)
Christina Aguilera loves looking at naked chicks. (Yeeeah!)
Heather Locklear & her “Melrose Place” boobage. (SOMG)
Arnold Schwarzenegger takes “swift action” on naughty wife Maria Shriver. (GB)
Spice Girls Reunion: Didn’t we do this already? (AG)
The “Other” 100 Best Quotes of All Time: Drink up! (Pajiba)
La Lohan: “She is an obituary waiting to happen.” (PB)
Jon Gosselin wants to be Jewish because “[t]he family values are great.” Nice. (Heeb)
A Brief History of Small Creatures Made Huge In Monster Movies: Worth it mostly for the, uh, shark. (CH)
