Zombie Strippers: Blood, babes, boobs, & blatant existentialism. Yes, please. (Pajiba)
Ashlee Simpson thinks it won’t happen to her. (CS)
Madonna’s insane starvation diet. (CB)
Alicia Keys: Dress or paint job? (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter: Pumps, tubes, and a rubber hand. What? (IBBB)
Rumer Willis is the new beautiful or something. (TB)
Jimmy Kimmel hypnotized poor Veatrice. (SOMG)
Oprah & Rachael Ray: Catfight! (PB)
Johnny Depp is so damned cool. (GB)
Benji Madden gets schmaltzy for Paris. (POTP)
All The Dirt we’re too lazy to cover. (WS)
La Lohan: Hollywood’s Hardest-Looking 21. (WIMB)
NYC’s Selective Drug Busts: Prioritizing pot over cocaine & heroin? (CR)
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson get their nails done together. Awww. (DS)
