Mystery Ass w/some dude already staring at it. (TB)
Britney Spears & her bodily fluids are still nasty. (CS)
Christie Brinkley has really bad taste in men. (CB)
Tori Spelling & her very misshapen mangoes. (Ayyyy!)
Lauren Conrad jumped off a sinking ship, alright. (IBBB)
Drag Me to Hell is one movie that I simply must see this weekend. Bloody hell, mates! (Pajiba)
Larry King mistakes whom for Xtina Aguilera? (AG)
Hugh Jackman & Daniel Craig are “Hot Cops.” (SOMG)
Jean Claude van Damme shows off huge package. (PB)
Mel Gibson nicknames himself “Octo-Mel.” (GB)
La Lohan tries to get onstage with rapper, gets rejected & misses irony of song’s title. (Jewssip)
If 9 Stars Had Lived (Long Enough To Embarrass Themselves): Cobain, Morrisson & more. (Cracked)
