Eliza Dushku: About to suck down that shake. (CO)
Megan Fox: Please form orderly line to the right. (CS)
Lohan: Cokehead speaks of “BFF” Penelope Cruz. (CB)
Douchebags: Punches, Tears, Hugs, Scripts. (IBBB)
Doutzen Kroes: NSFW. Naked. Boobies! (TB)
Whiskey + Natalie Portman: Some guys really do have all the luck. (POTP)
Pet Shop Boys: Video for their new single! (PB)
Paris Hilton “legitimately” disgusted by skank. (WIMB)
Sienna Miller likes fancy bathroom sex. (Yeeeah!)
Val Kilmer ♥ Irony: I have no words for this. (SOMG)
Lady GaGa & the Playboy offer. Will she? (AG)
Jonas Brothers: United in purity ’till death. (GB)
Gift-Wrapped Celebs: Shiny. Very fucking shiny. (Ayyyy!)
Top 10 Modern Mysteries: Missing ships, Area 51 & Jimmy Hoffa. (AM)
