Christian Bale’s Pac-Man cereal commercial. (SOMG)
Who Are The Celebrity Swingers? Oh, them. (CS)
Gwyneth Paltrow could have cured AIDS? (CB)
Hot Chicks On Skateboards: You cannot resist. (RR)
Sienna Miller doesn’t want your muff analysis. (GB)
Kim Kardashian drops hints about having babies. Almost immediately, she and Reggie Bush break up. (AG)
Madonna has world’s most terrifying arms. (WIMB)
Jennifer Lopez turned 40 with Skeletor in tow. (PB)
Alleged Organ-Shilling Rabbi: “I am what you call a matchmaker.” (Heeb)
Guess The Pink-Haired Bimbos: Betcha can’t! (Ayyyy!)
8 Things The Lost Boys Could Teach Twilight Vampires: And exactly what was up with Corey Haim’s sexy Rob Lowe closet-door poster, anyway? (Cracked)
