McConaughey’s White Ass & a didgeridoo. (OMGB)
Ooh, Inglourious Basterds got a release date! (SOMG)
Robert Pattinson: A stand-up guy with bad hair. (CB)
Ode to the Sandy Vagina: 2008 edition. (Pajiba)
Lindsay Lohan’s freckly ass wears a bikini. (TB)
Matt Dillon: Not just a douche but a fast douche. (AG)
Paris Hilton gets no love from down under. (POTP)
Jack Black is a good kisser? Um, okay. (GB)
Katie Holmes looks like crap & going downhill. (PB)
Noel Gallagher got right fucked over a barrel. (RR)
Katy Perry dressed slutty, like usual, on NYE. (IDWYL)
Kevin Federline: Put down the Cheetos, dude. (LAR)
Kathy Griffin makes Anderson Cooper blush again. (BB)
Drunk Famous People & their cocktail recipes. (CR)
Carmen Electra gets perks, relatively speaking. (Ayyyy!)
Dane Cook: Sorry, I can’t feel bad for that motherfucker. (WIMB)
Sci-Fi’s Badass Butlers & Vicious Valets: Don’t cross these bad boys. (io9)
