Rube talks about hobbies, Fox Mulder, and pr0n. Since I’ve personally observed him laughing about jerking off a marmoset, this topical combination frightens me a bit. (You Bitch!)
Kiefer Sutherland saves people’s lives, just like Jack Bauer, only a lot drunker. (Celebitchy)
Billy Joel joins the list of those hotter than Britney Spears. (Glitterati)
Brittany Murphy has a knack for playing druggies, mental patients, and now, dead girls. (Pajiba)
More on Paris Hilton and her the wonky eye syndrome. (Evil Beet)
Caring for your Pet Lohan is more difficult than one would believe. (Cracked)
Vince Vaughn is a swinger, baby. For a bloated alchy, he gets far too much tail. (CityRag)
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Just for clarification, I think it should be said that I neither jerked off that marmocet, nor initiated the discussion involving it. And it was more of a nervous laughter, for fear that Dax and Eric had finally crossed the dotted line separating them from abject psychosis. It was the red hat, driving them into madness…
Yeah, but, AB, it’s Vince Vaughn! Would you say no?
I’d be on that like white on rice.
… I was just asking Dax an honest question… after all, he had hijacked my story about Jimbo giving injections to baboons……
… damn, what a party…. you really can’t make this shit up….
Sorry, Rube. Eric’s story is far more convincing.