Heather Graham still has it in black vinyl. (UMC)
Who is Mischa Barton banging now? (CS)
Infidel Paul McCartney gets the Jihad treatment. (CB)
Anne Hathaway does brillo pad chic. (Ayyyy!)
In “The Hills,” croutons will get you everywhere. (IBBB)
Jessica Alba: This is a test. This is only a test. (TB)
Blake Fielder-Civil is hung a nine-foot suicide. (Yeeeah!)
Pamela Anderson. White dress. Again. (SOMG)
Nice Stems, Babe: The longest legs anywhere. (PB)
Miley Cyrus digs that sexy crucifix bling. (DR)
Pamela Anderson: Fake Diary of the Dead. (IDWYL)
Dr. McDreamy might be Dr. Stiffy McDeath. (GB)
Tiffani (Amber) Thiessen might soon explode. (POTP)
Christina Ricci’s non-human lookalikes. (CR)
Mario Lopez won’t go topless ‘cuz he’s a serious journo. (WIMB)
How the Music Business Spent the Summer Killing Itself: That is, all except for Trent Reznor because he’s a tiger. Rowrr. (AA)
