Just because you’re paranoid famous doesn’t mean they’re not after you you can get into any party no matter what. Just ask Paris Hilton (again) and Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. (Celebitchy)
Hot damn. Ron Jeremy really does look like Super Mario. (Cityrag)
Martha Stewart sucked David Letterman’s finger, which makes her teh hawt vampire. (Popbytes)
Tommy Lee finds that technology isn’t on his side in regards to Pamela Anderson’s remarriage. (Celebrity Moms)
Mac Stansbury continues to send me sorta unflattering images of Matthew McConaughey in an attempt to persuade me that Matthew is either gay, straight yet into chubby chasing, or just lame as hell. I must insist that all three of these claims are erroneous, and hey, it’s that time again: “Hook ‘Em, Horns!”
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Can you not feel the deep sense of jealousy?
mmm…Mack Brown’s loving embrace…
Wait, no, I meant my jealousy for you…uh…yeah. I’m all about wanting me some secret agent booty. No – never had any fantasies about making it in the garage of a National Championship winning head coach, in an illicit homo-erotic fling that’s just sooo wrong that it has to be right. Playing with his graying hair as he schools me on the arts of recruiting those young men, getting that top prospect, blue-chip tight end. Mmm.
‘Cuz I’m all about the ladies.
Yep, that’s me. Strait as an arrow. Not a gay bone in my body.
…gay…bone…in my body……
……
um
I’ll be quiet now.
Is it me or is that Martha Stewart thing kind of hawt?
Matthew is still hot!
You missed a golden opportunity to run with the caption:
“Dude, I am like TOTALLY baked. Go Aggies!”
Or:
“No, coach, you turn your wrist over like this: and you go shewawawa while the web comes out.”
Dude. You are so totally obsessed with McConaughey.
Even in his bad pics he’s hawt.