Lindsay Lohan Porn Parody: By Hustler, natch. (PB)
Lourdes Leon: Much better looking than Madonna. (CS)
Angelina Jolie is the ultimate lesbian heroine. (CB)
Barack Obama wears his mom jeans. WTF? (OMGB)
Renee Zellweger: Nice outfit, Blood Nipples! (WIMB)
Robert Downey Jr. is cute but still can’t make Sherlock Holmes look good. (SOMG)
Jewish Grandma accidentally borrows Austin Powers: Special Porn Edition. Hilarity ensues. (Heeb)
Mischa Barton placed under involuntary psychiatric hold. And the downward spiral continues. (AG)
Paul McCartney performs atop Ed Sullivan theater. (GB)
Madonna vs. Whitney Houston: Who owns it? (Ayyyy!)
Emma Watson shows off some side boobage. (TB)
5 Spies With Bigger Balls Than James Bond: A deadly double-agent vagina & a(nother) guy who could have killed Hitler. (Cracked)
