Lindsay Lohan needs her people to call Madame Tussauds, like, now. (PB)
Being Donatella Versace: In just three simple steps! (CS)
Brad Pitt decorates New Orleans’ lower ninth ward with pink boxes. (Celebitchy)
Jerry Seinfeld is well endowed; checks out Renee Zellweger’s rack. (MS)
The Sloth Girls: Hand-dancing is not an aerobic activity. (Ayyyy!)
Britney Spears drunk-dialed KFed on her birthday. (The Blemish)
Geri Halliwell apologizes to America for unknown reason. (GB)
Nicole Richie & Joel Madden: Group Shower. (HO)
Vanessa Hudgens finally begins to realize that Zac Efron might be a chick. (IBBB)
Patrick Dempsey is the new face of Versace Men’s campaign. (POTP)
Musical Performances In Cinema: A Guide To What’s Good For You. (Pajiba)
