Liz Wurtzel has something new to bitch about. (Gawker)
Scarlett Johansson is still, like, really confused. (CS)
I ♥ Kate Winslet, and here’s one reason why. (CB)
Justin Timberlake is amazingly comfy in a leotard. (PB)
Daniel Craig’s Girlfriend risks life for glamour. (Ayyyy!)
Jodie Sweetin & her rack wrote a book. (IBBB)
Katie Holmes & the pants that ate Manhattan. (AG)
Biologically Impossible: Chick w/no bellybutton. (SOMG)
Britney Spears will eat kill Christmas. (DR)
Kanye West compares self to Princess Diana. (POTP)
Isaac, Taylor, & Zac Hanson are such dirty boys. (GB)
Katherine Heigl totally blows a Big Mac’s mind. (IDWYL)
Ashton Kutcher ♥ the gays, who don’t mind at all. (LAR)
Steven Adler is all talk & no walk. (RR)
Pinocchio as Necrophiliac: His nose always knows. (Pajiba)
Love in the Time of Darwinism: As a species, we are so screwed. (CJ)
