Carmen Electra actually looks…. quite pretty. (UMC)
Marla Maples is a total attention whore. (CS)
Link Challenge Accepted! + Sexy Long Fringes. (Ayyyy!)
Does Megan Fox even realize who she’s dating? (IBBB)
Megan Fox does, however, know who Jeremy Piven is. (TB)
Ben Affleck causes the ovaries to twinge. (SOMG)
Angelina Jolie gets back to what she does best. (CB)
David Beckham goes Dapper Don to great effect. (PB)
Matthew Broderick just destroyed the last iota of Ferris. (GG)
Kelly Osbourne interviews a little lamb. (IDWYL)
Tila Tequila is representin’ douchebags from NJ. (DR)
Mario Lopez is naked on a bear skin rug. (POTP)
Elizabeth Hurley & her many varied bikinis. (DB)
Name That Celebrity Cameltoe: Do I even have to explain? (CR)
Axl Rose actually records Chinese Democracy, but some blogger spills Dr. Pepper all over it. (GB)
Top 10 Best Local TV Ads: Humanity is totally and completely screwed. Prepare, bitches. (LG)
Get Smart is “the missionary position with an old friend on a break between girlfriends.” (Pajiba)
Michael Ian Black has started a catfight with David Sedaris. It’s a tough call to make. David is so anti-cool that he’s actually sort of cool. Still, Michael claims that David hates America, and, while Michael is probably lying out his ass, it’s still pretty fucking funny when one has had a few margaritas. (MIB)
