Gwyneth Paltrow, clearly, didn’t get the memo. (CB)
John Mayer: The only reasons to do him. (CS)
Lindsay Lohan’s freckly ass sets it straight. (IBBB)
Showering With Kelly Brook: Yes, please. (CR)
World’s Most Eligible Bachelor is back, baby! (SOMG)
Amy & Blake’s crackhead hospital sex. (POTP)
Robert Pattinson is a real pillow biter. (GB)
Isla Fisher: Sexy, cute, & funny as hell. (UMC)
Tom & Katie’s photoshopped attempt at glam. (PB)
Kid Rock waffles on def. of community service. (WIMB)
Kate Winslet is lookin’ a little too “Hollywood.” (DR)
Jessica Alba & Diane Kruger: Junk in the trunk. (Ayyyy!)
I Laughed At This: Yes, I am an awful person. (IDWYL)
Jennifer Aniston won’t be getting another Vogue cover. (AG)
Anne Hathaway & the case of the plunging neckline. (TB)
The 40 Greatest Lost Icons In Pop Culture History: Where were they ever? (Nerve)
