Mystery Legs: Sorta NSFW, or I’d go higher. (UMC)
Francis Bean Cobain has gorgeous Cobain eyes. (CS)
Knock knock! Who’s there? Prince. Slam. (CB)
Vampire Starlet’s preternatural monster mash. (Ayyyy!)
Bindi Irwin is still a little racist bitch. (IBBB)
Nicole Kidman doesn’t know her face already quit. (SOMG)
Heidi Klum surprised to find Seal in her bed. (POTP)
Lindsay Lohan has the best body double ever. (TB)
Pete Wentz inserts emo foot up own ass. (WIMB)
HT Make A Douche Cluster: Stirred, not shaken. (DR)
Chris Klein no longer dates eights or above. (PB)
Congrats, Katie Holmes: 2 years of midget marriage. (AG)
Chris Martin to start annoying GPal in January 2010. (GB)
Cameltoe Cage Match: Winner takes… hell, I don’t know. (CR)
Jessica Simpson’s needs rehab for excessive collagen abuse. (IDWYL)
Kim Kardashian’s ass causes a solar eclipse in Miami Beach. (Yeeeah!)
Ultimate Self-Fulfilling Prophecy? A guy named Dalcapone Alpaccino Morris gets indicted on felony cocaine possession charge. (TSG)
