Rob Pattinson: An “expert” weighs in on how RPattz completely ruins expectations for other “normal” men. By not washing his hair, I guess. (CB)
Renee Zellweger grabs herself some hot ass. (CS)
Jamie Pressly: The public urination scandal. (AG)
Random Kardashian Sister gets self knocked up. (GB)
Pulp Fiction: A bit of a refresher course. (Pajiba)
Keanu Reeves does “Unibomber Chic.” Dude? (SOMG)
Michael Bay Obliterates Israel: Director must have dozed off in Econ 101 & Int’l Relations. (Heeb)
Sarah Palin hits tabloid circuit. How dramatic. (PB)
25 Nudist Vacation Photos: Those fucking freaks. (CR)
The Booze Death Calculator: Check your life expectancy according to various liquors & time frames. Nifty. (RR)
