Nice Legs: Shame about the dress. (UMC)
Lindsay & Sam Throwdown: Lesbians = 2x drama. (CS)
Sienna Miller Strikes Again with a bachelor. (CB)
Saint JLo de las Bronx: Pissed at Ashlee & Pete? (IBBB)
Pole-Dancing Blonde: See pic’s background. (C&S)
Shiny Jumpsuit vs. Robert Downey Jr.: Sigh. (Ayyyy!)
AnnaLynne McCord: 0; Gravity, friction, wind: 1. (TB)
Beware Xenu’s Wrath: Suri finally got a coat. (SOMG)
More Coraline Coolness: Watch the new trailer! (PB)
Katy Perry is Not Hot: PB&J tastes better. (IDWYL)
Kanye West’s Personal Dating Service: Art? (POTP)
Dead & Deader: Mischa Barton & Olsen twin. (WIMB)
Celebrity Butts Pop Quiz: Soggy asses galore. (CR)
Chick Gives Blowjob to Microphone: More spit than a Henry Rollins gig. (DR)
Paris Hilton talks more smack about that one guy. (AG)
Prince William’s Royal Peen: Dude’s just bragging. (GB)
Vatican Forgives John Lennon, and the Pope still wears Prada shoes. (Telegraph)
