Lindsay Lohan got drunk, puked, and passed out while celebrating her DUI. (Evil Beet)
Lindsay Lohan lost all that free vodka for her birthday party. (Glitterati)
Good News, Lindsay: Jude Law is single again. (Celeb Warship)
Mischa Barton went to the hospital for exhaustion or something. Try a nap, bitch.
(Celebrity Smack)
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt celebrated one year of being the most gorgeous baby in existence. (Celebitchy)
Britney Spears is the most stained celebrity since Monica Lewinsky. (Dlisted)
Bug would give Ted “Theodore” Logan a most excellent sugar rush. (Pajiba)



















