Just Exfoliate: Lohan’s “buildup” mustache. (Yeeeah!)
Free Katie, Keep Tom: Anonymous represents. (PB)
Mischa Barton casually lets a nipple slip. (CS)
Diablo Cody probably shoulda left it alone. (CB)
Renee Zellweger shines. A lot. (Ayyyy!)
Tyra Banks is a witch & a bitch. (IBBB)
Crazed Metallica Fan’s grooming strike. (SOMG)
Suck It, Madonna: Bitch ends up on her ass. (TB)
Foo Fighters take a drastically-long hiatus. (GB)
Aubrey O’Day is a confirmed slut. (POTP)
Eliza Dushku + New James Bond Theme. (Flea)
Ewan McGregor is the hottest pariah ever. (WIMB)
Kim Kardashian is gonna kick this girl’s ass. (IDWYL)
Name That Celebrity Cameltoe: ‘Nuff said. (CR)
Have Rosario Dawson’s boobs always looked like that? (DR)
Samuel L. Jackson is a Loud-Ass Motherfucker: You would be too, if you had to deal with those punk ass bitches in every film. (Spill)
