These are (mostly) links that I intended to post on Monday morning, but obviously, things didn’t go according to plan. Check out the pics at the end of the post to see where I’ve been. Thank you to those who have emailed for a status check, and especially ♥ to Mr. Atoz.
Will Smith needs a mute button and some tranquilizers. (Ayyyy!)
Beck: It’s all his fault. Or something like that. (CS)
Juliette Lewis dishes on Brad Pitt’s unit. (Celebitchy)
NYC’s Time Square: A Nietschean wet dream come true. (CR)
Cat Fight: The Breck Girl VS The Oprah (KIsP)
“America”s Next Top Model”: Beijing Hijinks. (IBBB)
Reese Witherspoon makes out with the bloated Vince Vaughn. (POTP)
Fergie: The tranny look is all natural. (GB)
Lisa Marie Presley will probably die on a toilet while taking drugs. (The Blemish)
Famous People taking a leak. (LG)
The Golden Compass: Overwrought but still passable. Barely. (Pajiba)
A Very Motherfucking Pajiba Christmas: Me and Baryshnikov’s gluts. (Pajiba)
The Scoop: Along with many other cities, Tulsa has received a huge smackdown from the icy middle finger of winter. My city currently looks like nuclear fucking winter, and the tree damage reflects the damage of a Category 5 hurricane. Along with several hundred thousand others, I’ve been without electricity and internet service, which is about as shocking to my system as Pete Doherty going off the drugs. I hope to be back in the near future, but it might be several more days of very cold and dark hell.
Images: TulsaWorld.com
