Lindsay Lohan is still talking that “serious actress” nonsense. (Holy Moly)
Tori Spelling got one of those fill-in-the-blank minister ordinations. (Celebrity Smack)
Charlie Sheen finds another hot young thing to marry. (Glitterati)
Jude Law wants to be known as something other than a perpetually drunk nanny fucker. (ASL)
Courtney Love looks like she has dentures. Blimey! (Celebitchy)
“The Kids In The Hall”: An apt tribute of the comedic troupe of yore. (Pajiba)
Jessica Alba stands under an umbrella. Yum. (IBBB)
Pamela Anderson performs the boobie litmus test. (The Blemish)
Nicole Richie is having a sleepless night. (Evil Beet)
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Blah blah blah, boring boring boring, JESSICA BY FRIGGIN’ GAWD ALBA WHOOOOOOO! boring boring yada yada.
Why can’t you psychotically obsess on her instead of Pete Dorety however-you-spell-it?
Bite me, Stansbury.