Mags Gyllenhaal turns water to steam. (UMC)
Tyra Banks got a screwed-up wax boob job. (CS)
Paris Hilton, just like that, is *poof* all grows up. (CB)
David Duchovny, what is that cologne? (Ayyyy!)
Bindi Irwin: Happy Birthday, you little bitch. (IBBB)
Jessica Alba, the baby nazi, is hot again. (IDWYL)
Mischa Barton: Dropped like she’s (not) hot. (TB)
Take A Crack: Guess the celebrity asses. (CR)
Neil Patrick Harris embraces his inner fairy. (SOMG)
Matthew McConaughey forgot his jock strap. (GB)
“Gossip Girl” ads are pretty steamy. (PB)
Mystery Scientologist takes a leak in public. (TMZ)
An encore Sasckya Porto picture slide show. (Sun)
The best Cloverfield summary ever. Ever! (PD)
Oranges may kill gangsters, but Shay Laren wears them well. (DB)
All Hail Godtopus + The X-Files: I Want to Believe review. (Pajiba)
Which Movie Villain Are You? Unshockingly, mine came up all Tarantino. (LG)
