Mystery Ass: She’s a repeat offender, so to speak. (UMC)
La Lohan & Married Balthazar Getty got caught making out. How disgusting. (CS)
Octomom declares a crush. Oh. My. God. (CB)
Where The Wild Things Are freaks out the kiddies but would please an adult audience. (Pajiba)
John Stamos: Yep, he was quite drunk. (SOMG)
Diablo Cody still wears 6-inch stipper heels. (AG)
Sebastian Silva: Hot new director in demand? (Heeb)
The Wizard Of Oz turns 70 & gets a facelift. (PB)
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, uh, iPhoned her nipple shot. (GB)
Fill In The Blank: Action movie edition. Beat 90%. (LG)
13 Scariest Haunted Houses In The U.S.: Ooh, a corn labyrinth, appropriately called “Maize.” Must go! (RFT)


















