Sophie Monk “rides” some waves in a bikini. (TB)
Dennis Quaid narrowly escapes fate of Sugartits. (CS)
Salma Hayek confirms bearded lady role; is a decent actress with a fantastic bod. (CB)
Billy Bob Thornton is Mr. Super Botox Man! (SOMG)
Shakira doesn’t really understand what “fans” are. (AG)
Black Dynamite is the real deal & not just a lame spoof. Featuring the future guest star of your sex dreams (Pajiba)
Alessandra Ambrosios shows an oral fixation. (Yeeeah!)
Lily Allen’s new video pokes fun at Elton John. (PB)
Andy Samberg: The dinosaur of all slackers. (Heeb)
Ashlee Simpson booted from “Melrose Place.” (GB)
Goths At The Beach: Gruesome death of summer. (CR)
31 Rarely Seen Nirvana Photos & Videos: Smells like grunge. (Coed)
