Mystery Ass: Sorry, but I can’t think of a fucking hint on this one. Guess & click away. (TB)
La Lohan can’t take a good photo anymore. (CS)
Marilyn Manson & Evan Rachel Wood: Yet again. (CB)
Did You Hear That Noise? It’s the sound of 15 million pathetic Twihearts breaking. (GB)
Penelope Cruz has a bit of a lesbian crush. (SOMG)
Miley Cyrus does the pink bikini in Miami thing. (POTP)
ABC Can’t Handle The Gay: Network idiots. (LS)
Mischa Barton tries to talk politics & fails miserably. (AG)
Brittany Murphy’s lips are the color of crazy. (PB)
Obama Hannukah Party: The show must go on. (Heeb)
Top 30 Greatest Punk Albums: Where are The Ruts? (GW)
