Bruce Willis’ milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. (Ayyyy!)
Nicole Richie is gonna be . . . Roxie? (CS)
Justin Timberlake does the 70s pr0n star look. (Celebitchy)
Oprah’s Big Hips: Full-blown reality. (IBBB)
10 Celebrities We Think Are Dead. (LG)
Drew Barrymore and that guy talk in Mexico. (TB)
Beauty & the Geek does make-unders. (PB)
Marion Cotillard illustrates the idiocy of conspiracy theories. (GB)
Kate Hudson, it’s okay to be a slut. Just go after single men. (POTP)
Scarlett Johannson 4 Sale. (DR)
The Other Boleyn Girl: “Hollywood tits and historical static and gowns that may as well be empty.” (Pajiba)
