Brad Pitt Feels Up Tarantino: Plus, an even more disturbing “Miami Vice” bromance at work. (SOMG)
Lucy Gordan, actress in Spiderman 3, found dead. (CS)
Senator Menendez’s responds on nutjob Kirstie Alley. (CB)
Cannes: The land of deep-throat kissing. (Ayyyy!)
Mariah Carey forced to do hard labour. (IBBB)
La Lohan to switch teams . . . again? (Jewssip)
Megan Fox in tight clothing for Transformers 2. (AG)
Katy Perry is a faux-lesbo work of Botticelli. (WIMB)
Lady Gaga’s labia is on the loose. OMG. (TB)
Adam Lambert: Robbed by homophobic America? (PB)
Kate Gosselin has the Donald Trump Complex. (GB)
Kelly Brook vs. Kim Kardashian: Epic bikini battle. (CO)
40 Horror Films Getting Remade: Leave Attack of the Killer Tomatoes alone!!! (Spill)


















