David Beckham eye candy? Yes, please. (PB)
Lily Allen can’t perform without alcohol. (CS)
Angelina Jolie looks absolutely stunning in Japan. (CB)
Russell Crowe: Before he was famous. (SOMG)
Katy Perry: It’s cleavage & fishnets, not music. (CO)
Kanye West is “NUCLEAR ENERGY” & “MAGIC” & possible future cult leader. (POTP)
Paris Hilton: Fakery, trickery, or just plain lying? (AG)
Pam Anderson has a trailer-park boyfriend. (GB)
Bendiest Pool-Playing Chick in the entire world. (Flea)
Evan Rachel Wood sends, uh, mixed signals. (TB)
Rihanna has a lot, but she still covets something. (Ayyyy!)
Lost In Translation: 20 relatively baffling foreign movie posters. (Cracked)
