Mystery Ass: This is not her usual look. (UMC)
What the hell is Gwyneth Paltrow talking about? (CS)
Francis Bean Cobain Exclusive: Damn, this sucks. (CB)
Socialite Wonky Boobs: Not Paris Hilton. (Ayyyy!)
Jodie Sweetin does reality, hopefully without meth. (IBBB)
David Beckham: Hey there, Mister Calendar Man. (PB)
Clitt Has Split: Clooney & Pitt’s claws come out. (SOMG)
Jessica Alba is back to doing the bikini thing. (TB)
What A Scumbag: No one deserves that more. (WIMB)
Halle Berry, oh gawd, in Coochie Carpenters. (IDWYL)
Kim Kardashian on how much her ass weighs. (POTP)
Battle Of The Frankentits: Drew & Kirsten. (Yeeeah!)
Tiny Tom Cruise: Maverick is ready for take off. (CR)
Summer Glau: It’s all about Summer those girls. (MM)
Meg Ryan pulls age-old scandal out in effort to appear interesting. (GB)
James Bond: No longer shaken, stirred, or interested in bullshit formalities. (Independent)
