Mystery Ass: It has a taste for billionaires. (UMC)
What Percentage of actresses get lip jobs? (CS)
Sacha Baron Cohen spoofs Aniston photo shoot. (CB)
Robert Pattinson has many faces, but the unwashed hair remains the same. (SOMG)
Bruce Willis: How we never wanted to see him. (WIMB)
Patrick Wolfe = Bowie + Robert Smith + one wee drop o’ Björk. (PB)
Megan Fox: Unknown pics miraculously surface. (AG)
Iggy Pop describes ____________ as “idiot thugs with guitars making crappy music.” (GB)
Fergie is mutantlicious. Kinda scary too. (Ayyyy!)
Miley Cyrus makes out with a dude in the ocean. (TB)
Relax! 20 Films From The 80s That Aren’t Being Remade: Sixteen Candles, Soul Man & 18 more blessings. (FSR)
