Antonio Berardi: A boy’s name & a girl’s bod. (UMC)
Angelina Jolie should laugh at that bitch. (CS)
Martha Stewart’s tense lesbian sex incident. (CB)
Adam Sandler: HIs buddy, his pimp. (Ayyyy!)
Paula Abdul cheers for MEDS! MEDS! MEDS! (IBBB)
Ashley Olsen is FILTHY by proxy. (POTP)
Anne Hathaway wields fire extinguisher. Hot! (SOMG)
Scarlett Johansson wants to run a brothel. (GB)
Bride Wars is a sexist pile of utter crap. (Pajiba)
Suri Coat Watch w/bonus sack o’ taters. (AG)
Courtney Love: Looks good; blogs v. badly. (PB)
Lily Allen thinks she’s hard to please in bed. (TB)
Jude Law shows off chilly moose knuckle. (CR)
Ten of the Worst Movies Ever Released in January: Garbage dump month, for sure. (MR)
