Mystery Ass: Doesn’t believe in sidewalks. (UMC)
Harvard Grad Wanted: To run Britney’s Twitter. (CS)
Katie Holmes married Tom to help her career? (CB)
Alyssa Milano is turning into Tyra Banks. (IBBB)
Hayden Panettiere is a bloody fucking idiot. (TB)
Before They Were Famous: Paula Abdul. (SOMG)
Mariah Carey is so totally sucking it in. (POTP)
Guess Who got a Hollywood Walk of Fame star? (PB)
Demi Moore nips out in see-thru dress. (BB)
Paris Hilton will fuck up your ‘puter real good. (AG)
NKOTB now plays the retirement cruise circuit. (WIMB)
Jessica Alba wears pajamas to film premiere. (Ayyyy!)
Sienna Miller: Too hot to play Russell Crowe’s lover. (GB)
Amy Winehouse’s lamp-breaking naked lap dance. (Yeeeah!)
Debbie Harry vs. Madonna: Plastic surgery smackdown! (CR)
The 25 Best High School Movies Of All Time: “Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!” (PC)
