Tim Burton wants to make a movie about Marilyn Manson and Dita von Teese.
(Flea A Go-Go)
Richie Sambora isn’t getting laid anymore, so he checked into rehab. (Celebrity Smack)
Kiefer Sutherland on the cover of Canadian HELLO! magazine. (Glitterati)
Keanu Reeves is a swell guy, and he’s not bad looking either. (Celebitchy)
Victoria Beckham says life is tough. Poor little bitch. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan needs to have her picture taken at all times. (IBBB)
Sienna Miller is a damn lush. (Celeb Warship)
Pac-Man died and left everything to his ghost mistress. (Curmudgeonly & Skeptical)
Paris Hilton’s arresting cameltoe. (City Rag)
