Michelle Monaghan looks fantastic when she’s not in a crappy romcom movie. (UMC)
Madonna: Can’t the old bitch learn new tricks? (CS)
Star Jones vs. Barbara Walters: Catfight! (CB)
Clint Eastwood has a death wish for Dirty Harry. (GB)
Chris Brown’s Sexy: Marred by bad posture! (POTP)
Olsen Twin Porn: Mary Kate & Ashley indulge. (CR)
Short & Sweet: Tom Cruise gets it his way. (KIsP)
Harriet Carter & the Failure Model Chick. (IBBB)
Amy Winehouse got arrested for the second time in two weeks. (SOMG)
Kelly Osbourne walks into a wall — because being rich, spoiled, & sober is boring. (PB)
An Age Old Dilemma: Hike up the skirt or strap down the boobs? (Ayyyy!)
Pete Doherty: Acoustic guitar with wildflowers during the Kate Moss days. (DD)
Ravenous: I’ve been known to toy with a squeamish audience by casually using the words “man chowder,” but “man-stew”? That’s just gross. (Pajiba)





