Jenna Bush’s gorgeous new wedding photos. (CB)
Beyonce wants your child to dress like a whore. (CS)
Nigella Lawson sure knows how to fellate. (Ayyyy!)
Cindy Crawford looks younger than Lohan and Spears. (IBBB)
Amy Winehouse wandered thru a traffic jam on the highway & went sunbathing. (TB)
World’s Ugliest Dog Contest: Too damn cute. (PB)
Hilary Clinton’s Emotion Field Guide. (DR)
Hugh Hefner shows more class than the tabloid shows. (POTP)
Justin Timberlake laughs like a little girl. (GB)
Rick Moranis totally wants to tap Pam Anderson’s ass. (PDIMH)
Jennie Garth returns to 90210. Tori Spelling to make voodoo doll. (SOMG)
Some idiot accidentally flipped Kelly Preston’s “on” switch. (HO)
Ultimate Indiana Jones Quiz: A nerdboy challenge has been issued. (LG)
Scientology’s “Fair Game Law”: Still in use to quash free speech of Anonymous Protesters. (Flea)
What Happens In Vegas, including Kutcher and Diaz, should definitely stay in Vegas. (Pajiba)
