Mystery Ass that purposely wore this colour. (UMC)
Carrie Bradshaw as “Like A Virgin”-era Madonna. (CS)
Goopy Gwyneth jacks up Japanese cooking. (CB)
Pam Anderson’s elusive beauty secrets revealed. (Yeeeah!)
Keith Urban is looking a lot like Tom Cruise. (SOMG)
Audrina Patridge shows off the girls in lad mag. (AG)
Ashlee Simpson: Passive-aggressive nightmare sis. (TB)
John Mayer: Such a panty-melting douchebag. (WIMB)
Hipsters can’t think past their next pee session. (Heeb)
Paula Abdul’s “Idol” replacement. Scandalous! (PB)
Gwen Stefani & Zuma are just too fucking cute. (GB)
15 Terrible Celebrity Wax Figures: Bruce Willis looks like Will Arnett’s head on top of a professional wrestler’s body. (KB)


















