Tom Cruise will spend $10 million to prepare for Zenu’s attack. (Celebitchy)
Kiefer Sutherland: Get the details on his 2nd DUI. (Celebrity Smack)
Jessica Alba just loves to rub it in, baby. (IBBB)
Victoria Beckham and Tom Cruise: Which bitch wore it better? (Ayyyy!)
Lindsay Lohan: Soon to be unleashed? (Evil Beet)
Some jokes just never become less rank. (KIsP)
Okay, now Jennifer Lopez is just fucking with us. (Daily Stab)
Courtney Love needs one of those new style American bras. (Gabby Babble)
Justin Timberlake calls in to work for being hungover. (POTP)
Kanye West is the douchiest human. (The Blemish)
