Mystery Ass: Misguided leggings edition. (UMC)
Wonk! The Optometic Ferocity of Paris Hilton. (CS)
Prince Harry is the sexier royal heir, by far. (CB)
MTV Europe Awards: Forget to do laundry? (Ayyyy!)
Madonna & the Mickey Mouse Club. (IBBB)
Sticky & Sour Madonna: A concert review. (PB)
Yo, Hayden Panettiere, where’s your shirt? (SOMG)
Pete Doherty & his Mac: A blight upon England. (TB)
Kanye West can’t be bothered to use a toilet. (AG)
Katy Perry has all eyes on her boobs. (POTP)
Suri Holmes makes her daddy proud. (GB)
Helena Christensen is a Pirate: In lingerie. (Flea)
Celebrity Botox: Shooting fish lips in a barrel. (CR)
Zac Efron ♥ Daniel Radcliffe: Awww…. (Yeeeah!)
Bai Ling gets her weird-ass freak on. (IDWYL)
Nicole Kidman outs Tom Cruise as a figurative Nazi. (WIMB)
Sean Penn talks about Madonna’s divorce & takes Guy Ritchie’s side. (SP)
10 Reasons Tony Romo Must Break Up With Jessica Simpson: All of the above, (DR)
Gentlemen, You Have Only 10 Seconds in Which to Loose Your Wives: Guess who’s single again? (USW)
