Mystery Legs: Who’s rocking the fishnets? (UMC)
Lisa Rinna: Cue tasteless “2nd set of lips” joke. (CS)
Musical Collaborations that make you say “WTF?” (CB)
Suri Cruise really is pretty fucking cute. (IBBB)
Katy Perry: The vomit details that matter. (POTP)
Winnie Cooper will break your heart… again! (SOMG)
Clive Owen: Brooding, foul-mouthed hotness. (Yeeeah!)
Posh & Becks: Chihuahua mating with a horse. (WIMB)
Pam Anderson looking like a hot tranny mess. (PB)
Sylvester Stallone: A “moment” & a fist bump. (TB)
Lily Allen: New, improved & wearing jean bikini. (CO)
Katie Holmes: Like a cheap-ass Ikea bookcase. (AG)
Dita Von Teese on why she takes it all off. (GB)
Fashion v. Music: Battered psyche smackdown. (Ayyyy!)
Celebrity Ass Pick: Much more appealing than it sounds. (CR)
Mr Skin’s 10th Annual Anatomy Awards: Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Picture & Television Sex & Nudity. (MS)
