Mystery Ass: Prime-time soap edition. (TB)
Mickey Rourke: Yeah, I adore the guy too. (CS)
John Mayer establishes self as “genius” douche. (CB)
The Bangs Monster: Now faking it in NYC. (IBBB)
Alyssa Milano bagged herself one, alright. (POTP)
Best Movies You Didn’t See in 2008: Go see. (Pajiba)
Paris Hilton thinks she’s practically a virgin. (SOMG)
Paris says that ’cause her cab light is “on.” (AG)
Sexy Aerobics: At least she wore underwear. (Ayyyy!)
Kingston Rossdale is unnaturally cute, yes. (GB)
Rihanna: Bad girl gone engaged. Again? (PB)
Megan Fox’s boobs are still ringing it,bitches. (CR)
Adrian Grenier: Not at a loss for an “Entourage.” (DR)
Spitzer Madam thinks Katie Holmes would make a great high-dollar escort. Exactly. (Yeeeah!)
5 Celebrity Wikipedia Entries They Clearly Wrote Themselves: Yipee-ki-aye-ay motherfucker! (Cracked)
